Boston University's Premier Sketch Comedy Group

Wednesday, November 30, 2011


Yo! Slow Kids Show Info:

Slow Children at Play Presents:

FRI, December 9th
Tsai Auditorium (in CAS)

Go! We got the David! It'll be worth the Five Dollars to see one of the world's masterpieces.

Thursday, November 10, 2011


Hey The One or Two People Who Accidentally Come Across This Blog,

We've got some big news! First, we would like to cordially welcome the NEW KIDS into the group: Please give a big hand at your laptop (do it. Even if you're in a quiet place (like me! I'm clapping in a library!)) for:




Now, we have some additional news:
Tomorrow night we are performing at the storied Upright Citizens Brigade in New York City. After that, we will be commentating for the Quidditch World Cup all weekend. When we're back, we're going to be rewriting for our big show on Friday December 9th!
Aren't you glad I was able to plug everything that we're doing in the next month?
That's all I have to say, I guess. Still want to read though? Hmm... Oh I know! A quiz.

Here's a quiz:

Where is Pluto blogging from?
a. a library
b. space
c. a library
d. GSU

Tune in for the next blog post for the answer.



Friday, April 1, 2011


Hey! I'm Razz, nice to see you again. Ya, that short girl in the group. Ok not that short, pretty average height in Asia. So. Sup Whatup? What you doing now? You look good! I like your hair today. Anyways, you busy tomorrow night? Well, cool I didn't think you would have any plans anyways. I mean look at you... So, TOMORROW at BU CENTRAL at 8:00 PM we have a show! This great, great group (pretty mediocre group) is opening for us! Pangea 3000! Come, if only to see them, then leave. Then come back and see the sketches that I'm in. I do this thing that I've never done before in my life ON STAGE. It's a big deal. You're only supposed to do it in private. In your room, on your bed. You'll get it when you come. Cause you're coming. Fox will make out with you after.
So see you tommorow night. Unless you want me to cry. Cause I'm a girl.
You know you love me

Razzle Kangaroozevelt

I hope you dance ~~***~~~
LiVe LaUgH lOvE!!!!! ****~*~*~

P.S. Please don't tell Pluto I'm a girl yet, he hasn't realized.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Do People Actually Check this Thing?

Hey people,

If you've been checking the blog every day since November waiting for an update, you're in luck! Here are the dates of our upcoming shows:

The First Annual Boston Funderdome
830 PM
We are competing in Boston's first ever college sketch comedy tournament hosted by our BU comedy friends, The Callbacks. We will be competing against sketch groups from Tufts, Emerson, and Brandeis. The audience picks the winner, so come out and vote for us to win. Even if you didn't like us as much as the other groups. We're not saying you should rig the voting booth so we win, but do it if it seems necessary.

FREE BU Central Show
April 2
BU Central (duh)
9:00 pm
Our only free show of the year! Come and watch some new sketches, as well as some old favorites. For Zero Dollars. (Price subject to inflation)

Our Big Show!
April 23
8:00 pm
Tsai Auditorium
The big one. The best one. The only one.
Oh, no wait. It's not the only one. We have two other shows that you read about already.

We hope to see you at all of them! Thanks for reading the blog!

(Who am I saying this to? Nobody reads the blog.)


Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Razzle Kangaroozevelt: The new New Kid

Razzle Kangaroozevelt.
Razzle Kangaroozevelt is the newest Slow Kid. Get to know her. Love her. Eww, forget that last one. It's gross.

-Slow Kids
Rolls, Soups, Fox, Hollywood, Business, Pluto, and Roo

Side note: Pluto is happy that he's not the last Slow Kid listed anymore.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

FREE BU Central Show Tonight!

Hey Slow Fans,

The Slow Kids FREE BU Central show is TONIGHT! Be there at 8:30 PM! See Rolls, Soups, Fox, Hollywood, Business, Pluto, and The New Kids perform old favorites, and some brand new sketches!

Does anyone even read this blog? Anyway, if you do, I'm guessing that you're probably going to the show.

See ya there!